The Art of Expaining the Obvious

This is going to be the longest, most drawn out, overly complex, poorly disguised, explanation for something that can be explained so much more simply without all the exaggerated and meaningless gibberish that has been so needlessly and shamelessly inserted to the explanation solely for the purpose of making this clarification that you will find is so completely unnecessary due to the fact that the information provided for the purpose of clarification will have absolutely no significant bearing on your future enjoyment of returning to this site at a later and more convenient date and time to read whatever I may have posted on this blog that I have just recently invited people to read, enjoy, comment on, or pass on to others in your spare time whether you be at home or at work and trying to avoid those daily mundane tasks that we all must endure so that we can enjoy our leisure time, with friends or family, read a book, watch a movie, catch up on some sleep, go shopping, fishing, or just find out that once again you have needlessly spent time being educated on why I am still the ninja of wasting time because I have been able to waste not only my time by writing all this complete and utter nonsense simply to explain why this site is named QuadraLand and why my email address is called Quadraman which you have undoubtedly figured out is that it must and most obviously be because I am a quadriplegic and that you probably knew that fact long before you ever started reading this and have now realized how much time you have wasted reading this extraordinarily huge waste of time that you don't seem to be able to stop reading unless I bring this to a quick, simple, and so obviously apparent conclusion by finding a way to end it that is not only somehow meaningful but at the same time humorous and