The Art Of Wasting Time

This is the intro to a humorous ten part series on wasting time.
 
                    The Art Of Wasting Time
     In the beginning there was boredom, then came wasting time. Now there is the art of wasting time. As many of you already know I became a quadriplegic. This has afforded me the opportunity to discover many new and interesting worlds. One of these new and interesting worlds is that I have an incredible amount of spare time on my hands with nothing to do. As such, I have become an expert in the art of wasting time. Now I'm sure that all of you think that you're masters at wasting time. The clock watchers spending hours upon hours surfing the web are a prime example. However, years of lacking in mobility has honed my skills to that of a time wasting master ninja.